My name is Andrew Fitzpatrick.
I'm going to be upfront.
I'm a happy, pessimistic, trusting, skeptical, logical, creative, morbid, hilarious geek.
My favorite language is English, my second is C++, and third is profane.
I don't ever worry about offending others with humor; the way I see it, it's their fault for being offended.
I get turned on when girls talk about Gigahertz and Terabytes.
I can't focus on most things (or most people) for more than 5 minutes.
I can't resist playing/watching/listening to something different.
I put things off to the last minute because I work better under pressure. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
I enjoy meta cognition and other mental masturbation.
I enjoy informing people that the longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
I enjoy manipulating the less intelligent with my social engineering skills.
And finally...
I absolutely hate describing myself to others.






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Se habla Español
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Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.
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